Character Shorts

Balian

Title: 24/7
Author Nuit
Rating PG13
Summary: Orlando muses on being Balian and frilly knickers

The dawn was blissfully chilled, bit like those mid autumn days back home when you could feel the edge of cold at the corner of your breath, except here it didn’t herald log fires and toasted crumpets. Here it was a moments grace before ferocity. They would start shooting early this morning, culminating in a battle scene to defy the elements themselves, before a shimmering white cross would appear from across the dunes. A saviour.  Aye well he needed his own – a cup of tea before it was too hot to even think about it.

Orlando pulled the sheets back, Jesus this costume wasn’t doing much for his all over body tan, dark hands and face and lily white arse, but there wasn’t a sun cream to match this intensity. Be burnt to a crisp in seconds and a burnt arse wasn’t what you wanted on horseback. Maybe those flowing robes were the best thing after all; allow the air to circulate around your bits, waft in and out of those tents sipping ice water while lying on exquisitely patterned rugs. The Arabs seemed to have got it sussed, none of that riding around in chain metal. His mind jumped back to the script and he grabbed limp paper from the desk. A saviour, his saviour, sure Balian would be pleased, fuck, over the crescent moon, to see that Cross, all the bravery aside, those mad buggers were done for. The same cross that sent his wife to hell.

Orlando! Tea’s up!” Alright, I’ll be there in a minute He stretched up pulling muscles over his rib cage, flattening for a moment those pecs he had developed. He wasn’t so sure about those if the truth were known and his hands rubbed over his chest, feeling its fullness. Rather be a skinny sod really. The air was already building up to simmering,  a stickiness to his skin that just never went, a scent of skin and male that seemed to be part of the air. Fuck would be good to be really cold, just for a minute. Instead he had to dress and go be an actor.

It felt sort of weird putting boxers on underneath these medieval clothes, like wearing frilly knickers under a tuxedo. Orlando giggled to himself, not of course that he knew what frilly knickers felt like exactly, but all the same. Concentrate man…Balian wasn’t the sort of bloke to be thinking about underwear at a time like this. And neither would Robert de Niro be letting his mind wander - would be living, breathing, shining, perfect knight 24/7, or whatever that American expression was. Not half day closing on a Wednesday anyhow that’s for sure.

The cotton shirt was loose at least, that would do for now, and though it’s rough weave tingled his nipples as he turned to reach for the door handle, a sobriety descended. What was it he had to say as he led the charge?  “For Queen and Country”? No that wasn’t it obviously, Orlando rolled his eyes that was the Scouts motto. “God save the King”? “For Frodo”?! Something anyhow. Maybe just call her name and hope she forgave him.

The door opened on a wider landscape than the human eye could encompass and his pupils shrunk to pin pricks. Jesus it was fucking hot.

 balian

Title: Salvation
Author: nuit
Rating: PG13
Characters: Sibylla and Balian
Summary:  Just trying to get into their heads a bit
A/N: My absolute favourite bit of the film is his face when she arrives with her plea, to save her from Guy, and Balian wrestles with his impulses. 

“Leave me"
Outside the hardy creatures of the desert had been invited out by the moon to engage in their nightly frenzy of scuttling, crawling and singing for a mate, in the few short hours of grace before the ferocious heat would send them back seeking earth and wet and cool. She might have heard them if she had been listening in the darkness of her rooms, the only glow from candles flickering in the incense soaked breeze, but instead her mind wrestled between hope and fear. She had slipped down into jasmine laced water and let it relieve her of the dust that seemed to find every pore. She had allowed and welcomed the soft gentle hands that dried her, polished her, and scented her skin with the oils of persuasion and hope while she sunk deeper still into sex drowsy memories of sun baked Ibelin and his bed. Now with henna patterned fingers she drew with kohl around her eyes.

He had smiled at her and loved her with an intensity she could hardly bear to look upon. Surely he could not now refuse her, refuse her brother, refuse a king?  She would stand before him naked in Queenly robes, layers of State and formality that barely covered her raw exposed need for him. Her hands struggled with their duty, preferring to remember the smooth hard of his body, tracing over his back and his belly and down to where he wanted her most. If she shut her eyes she could still hear him moan, feel him move to cover her.

The clatter and murmur behind carved wood screens broke his spell and hers. Balian, Baron of Ibelin, would not do the Kings bidding and she felt the ground fall from her feet. The horse was ready, trusted servants averted their eyes from her as she swung her leg over the exquisite saddle to race to the palace in a flurry of hard night hash breath and veils.

His love warmed soul leapt from his heart and into his mouth as her horse panted into the courtyard “Sibylla”. The scent of her reached him first as she crossed the arch bounded square, musk and desert flowers that would have him fall again, but it was her stained mouth that demanded “Who are you to refuse a king?” She was too close now, her lips and her fingers on his skin pleading and offering the world, enclosing him in silk caresses and asking him another question. His body strained to answer, to pull her to him, to taste her mouth and her sex again, to find its salvation in her kisses.

And was his soul not already damned? Destined to writhe in hell for eternity with his wife? Her sad death was no match for one blackened by illegitimacy, murder, adultery and doubt. Jerusalem had need of a perfect knight still.

He could feel her breath on his face, the quickening of his blood through veins, the swell of his body seeking hers and he closed his eyes to deny them both “May God forgive me…No”

koh

Title: Good night Irene
Author: Nuit
Category: movie fan fic- KOH
Type: Romance, sex, piss taking
Rating: R
Characters: A couple of women on a film set in North Africa and Balian, sort of
Warnings: None particularly except for perhaps some swearing (imagine..) and alarming purple prose. Knights do that to you. The French I am sure is substandard, but at least is fairly obvious to non speakers. All corrections taken in good heart- should it be Vien or Venez at the end there?? ;P

Good Night Irene

“Do you think he ever keeps that costume on…while he…you know…?”

Across the trestle table her lunch companion coughed a bit on a mouthful of couscous and lamb “While he...you knows?”

“Alright, while he” her voice lowered just a little as she leaned forwards “has sex. Just for a change…to make things more interesting” Two pairs of eyes squinted out from under the billowing canvas into the near distance at the man sitting astride a handsome proud horse. His body encased in chain metal despite the heat, sweltering as the bright light reflection from his helmet half blinded his appreciative observers. His tall frame cast barely a shadow in the midday sun, whilst around him the flags of competing cultures billowed in what passed for a breeze. It was hard to imagine that he wasn’t some kind of vision from the past as the air shimmered and wavered around him

The woman sitting across the twentieth century Formica grinned in the here and now and shook her head “MORE interesting? Jeez Irene what sort of men do you date back home, and more to the point how about you introduce me to some of them?”

“I think you might be disappointed” Irene smiled back and put a hand on her lunch mate’s forearm in a gesture of friendship that said all this might be new but it had already sunk down deep “anyhow, I just meant, you know, that he might consider it, to add a bit of fun”

“No I don’t know as it happens! Never been much of a one for bedroom games truth be told, just a straight…Anyway yeah, lets think it though, since you brought it up and we still got 15 minutes left of lunch hour. Hmmm well that armour might make access a bit of an issue, and the neighbours might be alarmed by the clanking, especially in this here tent city. Any particular reason you ask?”

“Just wondering”

A snort came from the other side of the table “Right Irene! Having nothing better to entertain yourself other than tech assistance to the whole bloody film crew, scraping sand out of every crevice 24/7, and I don’t mean the camera lens, and you are wondering about whether he might consider shagging you in chain metal, just by way of passing some time?”

“SSSH!” a giggle however undercut the seriousness of the reprimand “…Maybe...There’s something about the gravity of the task you know? The helmet hiding the face, all that manly warring honour thing, not to mention needing a compliant young maiden to ease the aching muscles and the sore heart of course. Takes undressing on to a whole different plane right?”

“I should fucking say! CLUNK! “Hey mind my toe with that bloody thing!’ springs to mind”

“Sheena!” Irene was holding her hand to her mouth to try to contain the mirth “Alright alright. But take this Balian fella. You read the script? He brings peace to the Middle East because of his own tortured soul in a way, he is the only man who can because he is out on his own, an outcast from the traditional knight. OK he does all that holding the sword up against his face and killing indiscriminately at the behest of a imperialist war and all that, but all the while wrestling with THE right thing, the moral thing for him as a individual”

“Well except for the fact that he shags someone else’s wife…that aside. Hang on one moment...I see a pattern emerging in these Knights of yours” a wink accompanied the emphasis “what about that Lancelot? You think it mentions that in the Code of the Brethren Knights (Shining) Subsection 3a) If at all possible have tryst with Kings wife leading to much soul searching and self flagellation before thinking ‘Ah Fuck it’?”

“Picky picky…it is not all about lust. He is an honourable man- someone who acts for the greater good and yet his own soul is up for grabs. AND he rides around in chain mail, his hips swaying with the horses movement while his sword is dangerously and portentously sheathed, just waiting for the opportune moment.”

Sheena laughed and tapped the end of her cigarette into the tin ashtray “Thought you said it wasn’t all about lust?! Ah well fair enough, but since you mention opportune moments have you considered other variations? What about asking him to get his shirt all salty wet, donning a large hoop earring, a moody downcast expression and maybe a parrot on the shoulder for extra authenticity?” Sheena leaned forward to add and extra “arrrgghh” for emphasis before her eyes sparkled again “Hey now! Hold on a minute, I got a better one! Get him to dig out that buttoned waistcoat and his pistol, scabby old hat and a smouldering glance before he gives you one of those larrikin winks “Take a ride into the Bush with me Lass” and you reply “Talk to me like an Aussie Irish outlaw, Babe, and I am yours”

It was Irene’s turn to almost choke on the tagine as she laughed out loud as she tried her hand at the desired accent “Well darlin’ that’s not without it’s merits as a plan fer sure, fer sure”

“No shit” There was another spoonful of couscous and a slurp of a little too warm water before Sheena sat back into her chair and reached for the pouch of tobacco on the table, shoving it back into her pocket without her eyes leaving the outline of the man outside “You thinking of asking him then?”

Irene took a sharp intake of breath “You are joking! He wouldn’t even look at me, never mind accede to my demands for fancy dress”

“Well you never know! Might be a bit lonely out here in the desert”

“Oh thanks! That makes me feel a lot better” Both women however were still giggling as they stood and, having negotiated the maze of tables and chairs laid out like some mad hatters English tea party in the middle of the desert, scraped the remainder of lunch into the plastic trays provided by the catering staff. With renewed vigour brought on by a shared belief in their own ability to make the best of a bad job they braced themselves to step out once more into the blaze of the Moroccan sun.

*

Truth was she always had had a thing for Knights in shining armour, metaphorically at least. They didn’t need to have polished it with the elbow grease of tradition, didn’t need to be Daz squeaky clean, well hardly clean at all frankly. But they had to be honourable in a way that went beyond slavish duty to Queen and country, or King and religion. Oh alright so that was negotiable as well. Some of them were excused from anything very much and allowed just to be dashing. Blame Robert Plant and his flowing locks galloping across the ocean’s dunes on a white charger, climbing the large tower and vanquishing the baddie with a swing of his not insubstantial knife…blade…hell HUGE sword all in pursuit of a fair maiden in a nightdress, conveniently, and shag on a deer skin in front of a roaring log fire

But in general they had to have a valiant purpose in life and a passion to match. It was all a little embarrassing to be frank. Irene was not one for a wistful gaze as her love sailed off to vanquish the so called politically incorrect enemy. She was more usually cast in her dreams as the full figured scullery maid, bidding a last friendly, and very enthusiastic, 'Goodbye' from the homeland, rather than the chaste virgin lamenting lost love while strolling around the windy turrets, looking so thin as to be practically translucent. But even if she didn’t see herself needing smelling salts and a someone to catch her in a full damselly swoon, nevertheless a man with a mission, preferably requiring a horse, a large weapon and not inconsequential facial hair was a hit every time.

So it was with some delight that her afternoon passed, with frequent and lip licking daydreams padded out, as it were, by the very real vision in front of her eyes. To all intents and purposes, if she ignored the southern counties accent between takes, a most perfect Middle Ages Knight. Christ, this was one hell of a job, technical assistant to a film crew.

Though in fact there was never much to stay up for in the evenings- they were too far from the nearest town, too far from anywhere in fact, there was no alcohol and the actors kept themselves to themselves- and since she was pretty much exhausted after a day in that heat, she often retired after supper in the catering tent. Tonight was no exception, apart from that, after a meal spent elaborating on some of her less embarrassing fantasies with Sheena, she found herself hurrying a little more than usual to the welcome cool of a night under canvas

Mostly she retired to her tent to read or to write scribbled notes in a journal or to just lie there amid the gradually rising cacophony of sounds from the desert animals. Who knew such a place could hold such life? But tonight she found herself curling down into her sleeping bag with something of a grin, glad at last to have some peace to let her mind expand into dreams and some privacy to explore the thought

*

“Excuse the roughness of my hands, they are those of a blacksmith and a knight” At least that was what it sounded like in her head, in fact the words from his mouth so close to hers were whispering “Excusez la rugosité de mes mains, ils sont ceux d'un forgeron et d'un chevalier, ah mademoiselle…” the warm of his breath entering her own gasp, he was swaying with suppressed desire to abandon himself, still surprised, reminded, reliving a gentleness softness of white skin beneath his fingers and raising his eyes momentarily from the nipples that tickled against his palms to look into her face, he focused on a question she did not yet know.

“Ca va…” her own hands in his unruly hair and pulling his mouth to hers in answer to whatever it was, stoking his fire, a tinderbox of promised flame that she would have ignite her own. Under her own hands the muscles of his body moved with ease, smooth with the efforts of warfare and hard riding, and naked but for rough cotton. A stab of her own words in some other place jolted her; here there was no chain mail, no hard iron, just rough cotton which was damp from the desert and his exertions. Damp like his skin. Her hands slid up inside the white shirt to find his body, a broad hairless chest and shivering at her touch, held from pressing down onto her only by the reserve in his arms. His head dropped, the strands of his hair covering the dark in his eyes

“Mademoiselle…petite... J’ai besoin…”

“Oui, mon Chevalier de la France” She didn’t need to touch to know his need, she could breath it, hear it, feel it in her own belly and in the glance of his cock over her hips, though perhaps he had desire for something else too. A dream of his own to ride out into the desert for. “J'ai tous les deux aussi”

His hand pulled at the material that lingered around her legs, allowing his hips to sink against hers as his mouth did not kiss but a made a demand to open for him, to make him imagine, remember, loose it all. The softer hide of his breeches slid down over perfect thighs in the seconds that he moved from her, no clanging metal nor unwelcoming steel, just warm silk limbs and insistent desire, hands struggling to let him free before the caustic heat of penetration burst through into the blissful soft welcome of her body. “Mon Dieu!” he moved steadily and persistently, her body indenting the sand beneath her, his hips rocking against accepting curves and her fevered cries. Outside the whinnying of horses and the soft murmur of the guards patrol passing the tent had them hold still for a moment, his cock deep inside her and his eyes shut tight to not let go there and then, until the silence of the noisy desert returned in the dark. He took a breath of steadfast resolve, the suggestion of his painful withdrawal making her grab at the tensed ass between her legs

“Ma petite…it will be too late to stop”

“Balian of Ibelin, C'est un rêve...a dream…n'est-ce pas? Venez avec moi!” In one corner of her mind a voice winced at ordering around a Knight, but his smile almost took her right then and he nodded in an acquiescent hope that she was either right or perhaps his duty to a fair maiden overrode other considerations, before he slipped deep and true into her body and into the sounds of her ecstasy.

*

Irene stirred in the necessary amount of thick brown syrup to make it drinkable and looked over the canteen tent to where the actors were doing just the same, wincing at the way that their teeth were melting in unison.

“Hey, what’s up?” Sheena plonked herself down on the opposite chair and grinned “look like you’ve been up all night, don’t tell me he turned up all clanking and rusty and asking you to oil his rivets?”

Irene may have spat out her coffee but she tried to compose herself "Nah, maybe he didn't need the armour afterall"

Roux

 roux

Title: Olive Oil Sun 
Author: Nuit
Rating:pg13
Summary: He is fucking beautiful, that's all

“Will that be a penny or a centime I will have to pay for them now? I have both”

He always turned up when she had stopped thinking about him, when she least expected- maybe that was just the definition of a River Rat, or maybe it was simply that he had fixed the squeak in the door. “Your thoughts I was meaning…the chocolate is mine for the taking” a deep Irish whisper kissed at her ear and long fingers splayed over the round of her belly under the cocoa powdered apron.

“Is that so? And you think I come for free also Roux?” her red mouth was smiling all the same when she turned around to face him, the edge of the worn wooden table against her back, his hips too close to ignore. Mon Dieu he was beautiful. Returned from the south tanned and full of olive oil sun drips and lazy boat days brushed through the lavender filled banks.

“Ah no...To you I owe a debt the size of Galway, for whiling the hours with me on that boat. Ah sure you were there, did yer not feel it? All that water trickling through the channels of reeds, and all the while the planks creaking cool in the heat” his hands following their own currents as he spoke. Well she could feel it now.

He would take her freedom and tie it with his.

Jimmy Connelly

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Title: Nothing is out of reach if you’ve got long arms

Author: Nuit
Rating:R
Warnings: Language and Sex of a lonesome kind (implied)
Characters: Jimmy Connelly and the film crew
Summary: Jimmy reflects on his life, his Dad and Tracey in the front of his float
Disclaimer: I own nothing, don't even like milk
A/N:Part of a Fiction Challenge at OL.  It was a delight to watch this again. I could have written a serious bit about racism and community, ideas and fighting back, but I chose smut. Hey and forget 'is it the fabric?' debate, watch him walk down the tunnel in his silk shorts. Banner by Artanis- thank you!

'Nothing is out of reach if you’ve got long arms’
He is deep my old man, though I don’t think he had this in mind exactly, more like reaching for your dreams and grabbing your true potential in life. Never spoke a truer word, mind I shouldn't think there’s much call for those in the nick. Deep thoughts that is. Mr Holliday at school though…well he seemed to think the opposite…oh… “Jimmy is one of the least promising students I have ever had the displeasure to teach, Mr Connelly, one would like to say ‘he will go far’ but in this case I can only pray that it will be as far away from my class room as possible” Yes those were his exact words…oh, yeah Baby, yeah…Me old man took it surprisingly well I thought, just before he hit Mr Holliday and we were escorted from the school premises. Showed him though didn’t I? Got me own milk round now and Mr Bennet even says…Mum will hit the roof if she has to wash my duvet another time this week...says I might be good enough to be Regional Manager one day. Faster baby! Yeah like that! Jesus that Tracey, she knows what to do with her hands, said she wanted a ride in the float. Didn’t know she meant that sort of destination, all over me like jam on yer pudding soon as we pulled out of the depot on to the High Street. ‘Keep yer hands on the throttle and your eyes on the road Jimmy’ she said, well I tell you it was a wonder we didn’t mount the pavement on the corner of Hawthorne Rise by the flats when she got her fingers under my poppers...oh say my name! The empties were all rattling in the back on the dual carriageway, wouldn’t be surprised if some of the old geezers in the sheltered housing next to the roundabout thought their time had come we took that curve so fast. I am sure Mr Bennet won’t notice the rubber off the tyres That’s it! Right there! Christ almighty! ‘Stop here’ she says, well was right under the flyover and I could just about hear her over the rumble of wheels a few feet over our heads ‘Take me Jimmy’ she says well was a bit of a manoeuvre, what with the gear stick and the hand brake and that crate of gold top I had forgotten to unload. Still there she was on the edge of the plastic seat waiting for me. Stan never said it would be over so quick though! She’d hardly got her hands into my bobble hat. What the fuck is that noise? Oh baby…I am gonna…

“Jimmy? Morning! We are the film crew; we will be filming you 24 hours a day up to the fight”

Shit! “Oh! Of course the fight! Who’d have thought it? Jimmy Connelly fighting Jose Mendez for the Championship belt?” Bollocks! The film crew! I wish me mum hadn’t put the spaceship cover on me bed; they will think I am a right wanker.

“So tell us, how does Jimmy Connelly start his day?”

“Erm…well…as you probably noticed, I normally start with a set of 50 sit ups...yeah, sit ups...49…50” Jesus

Legolas

TITLE: Sympathy for the Elf
AUTHOR: Nuit
RATING: R
WARNINGS: None really apart from being a bit bloody morose
SUMMARY: Legolas goes home with a kiss from a friendly young man. Nothing wrong with being friendly right?
DISCLAIMER: The Elf belongs to New Line Cinema. Thoughts of immortality to the human psyche.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I was thinking about mortality and celebrating each day to be honest,  Kali's gift and all that. I am appallingly ignorant of Tolkien, and so I apologise. I know that Legolas sailed off to Valinor eventually with Gimli after Aragorn's death, I wondered what might have happened after Gimli died too (I read that mortals were not given immortality there) shit it isn't canon! God forbid, but I was thinking about the power of emotion that Legolas felt in Middle Earth and whether that would have pulled him back. Oh and the quote from Bush is a real one- but from a radio interview not on the telly, so that bit isn't real..heeh
Thanks to artanis for banner, a challenge over on OL, and a wink to Mick Jagger for the title.

Sympathy for the Elf


Long thin fingers stroked down the sheen of condensation on the outside of the tall glass. They had long since stopped tingling when he drank, no matter how empty the bottle. A single gulp swallowed three shots, watered down at least a little with tonic. Well it was early yet; the bar still only half full in that in between time after the offices emptied and the serious drinking began. The time when you good got served easily, without waiting. Perhaps though he was always waiting for something.
“Same again is it Sir?”

“I will take the bottle”

The young man’s faced screwed up a bit “We don’t do take out” he leaned a little further forward conspiratorially “any how you might want to try the Offy down the road- cheaper than buyin’ it here”

“I will take the bottle and drink it here” a crisp quiet voice answered him before a note of tenderness folded over the sentence; he had learned that they liked that, even from strangers “but thank you. Keep the change” and a confused but hopeful smile skittered over the bartenders face.

Folding the note quickly in two he raised his eyes to wonder if there was more “Anything you like mate, give me a nod. Bobby, that’s my name” But the words bounced off the broad back that disappeared into the recess of the bar, the straightest blonde hair just catching the swirl of warmed smoke air.

By the Valar he hoped there would be no trouble tonight, it followed him it seemed, men who took exception to his face, his unspeakable unfathomable strangeness, the attraction he held for their women, or themselves. Men who found themselves wishing they had left well alone in the dark alleys behind the next pub or club or dive, within an inch of their lives and pleading for mercy against silver spun knives and cold hard eyes. He was good at being merciful, but he was tired.

Oh he had fought alongside men, filled with zeal to carry on the alliance forged in Middle Earth, finding the honour, comradeship and comfort that had caressed and warmed his return from the perfection of Valinor into the mud and blood and tumult of the world of men. Here also he could strive to remember the hero, friend and king that had commanded his allegiance. And so his bow and his sword fell behind those who spoke of freedom and justice, were called upon and paid for in the smarting hail of arrows and the ringing crash of metal. He could hardly recall now, as the liquid finally reached the cold of his blood, the names of those whose battles he had fought. Harold killed by an arrow in the eye, Cromwell and Robespierre over the water bringing down hallowed dynasties and building up their own, Bolsheviks and freedom fighters and desperation in the centuries when the bow and sword gave way to the cannon and the gun and atomic implosion, revolutionary wars to almost Armageddon. Sauron perhaps had the last word.

A heavier clunk sounded as the bottle touched the side of his glass. Empty. In the cool blue of his eyes the light of a screen flickered, a half heard voice mouthed words above the thud of the jukebox “And because we are committed to the God-given worth of every life, we strive to promote respect for human dignity. Today, all who live in tyranny and all who yearn for freedom can know that America stands with them.” Photographer’s flashes and a man speaking on the 4th of July. He looked up to the bar with a deep hard breath “I think that calls for another”

He had slipped into company sometimes when fashion and trend allowed, ha, at least the late 20th century had delivered him the Goths and the hippies and the androgynous rebels so that he could walk unnoticed in a crowd of displaced identities. If he took enough he could even forget, forget that he didn’t belong even in a bunch of misfits. His silken slip of a body slid through gathering crowds to reach the dark wood bar, now wet with early evening pre dinner excess spills, and as he waited he could feel the gaze of many and the gasp of a few “Another bottle please. Bobby...was that it? Your name”

The young man behind the bar beamed back “Yeah. You sure? Well I suppose you are still standing” a chirpy grin preceded a more serious look “I am not being funny…but you might want to watch your back…there’s some blokes over there… ” Bobby didn’t know quite how to turn his eyes away from the cloud of blue sad resignation “listen, my shift ends in an hour; I have been here all day. We could go somewhere more friendly…you know what I mean?”

Clear white lids covered his eyes “Bobby, how far is it to the sea?”

A small grin crossed the bartenders face and a spread of warmth that told him that he was right, perhaps “what Brighton you mean? Be there before 10 if we bomb it”

“An hour before you finish? Then give me another bottle”

****

Seagulls cawed from the roof of the bed and breakfast as the thick sea weed sea rattled over the pebbles. If the window hadn’t been open to the salt he might have slept all day but cerulean blue eyes flickered and sighed. On the pillow next to his, dark curls and the contentment of sex made him smile despite himself, and he reached to touch the lips that had sustained and fortified him. The tangle of boil washed sheets and limbs held him briefly as he contemplated the last morning in the world of men but despite a small murmur of ‘yes’ twitching at the corner of that mouth, still entwined in sleep and passing back into dreams, he slid from the covers to walk to the window, deep and wide and open to the sea. Far from the open desolate shores of Middle Earth he took in the pier and the beach huts, the fun fair and the promenade, but in the roar of his ears the unending tide pulled at the stones and his heart. He would find a boat.

“Will you come back to bed?” a groggy voice filtered into his thoughts before he turned, “Jesus” silhouetted in the first light he was perfection and unattained “who are you?”

Stepping back to the bed he watched his own tender fingers follow mortal contours that would sink and fall, muscles that would wane and skin that would dry to the bone as he gathered the sound of sighs and moans to his soul. “It doesn’t matter. Tell me Bobby, do you have hope?”

Lust laden eyes cleared for a second to catch deep blue “it is just a matter of time mate” A wry smile nodded back and Legolas opened his mouth to taste his last human kiss.

Jack Sparrow

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Title: Animal Dreams
Author: Nuit
Rating :A for weird sex
Characters: Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma
Summary: I always wanted to know what Tia meant when she said "But you enjoyed it well enough at de time" on the dunes of Davy Jones Locker, this is what my twisted mind came up with.
I have never had peyote, but I imagine it to be pretty freaky – shamanistic Jack however quite appealing , to me anyhow. I have always seen him as a lion spirit

Animal Dreams

“Der’s no need to use in fightin’ it Jack. Is too late”. He grimaced a little, what foolishness has persuaded him to take a sip of that foul smelling concoction he could not now imagine. Well that was not be entirely true, he did know the reason and she was sitting directly in front of him, watching him intently as if she expected him to do something momentous, when in actual fact what he was doing was feeling increasingly uncomfortable. Demeter’s damsons, whatever it was; the stuff was already reaching its bony fingers into his thoughts. Clearly the woman had addled his brain

He swayed a little at the fuzziness that flurried across his eyes and was gone again in an instant, a dare say worrying prelude to what was around the corner. If there were indeed corners instead of round full brown…oh he wished she would either take that dress off or cover herself, those breasts pushed up high were enough to drive a man to distraction and he was having enough trouble concentrating as it was. A fact she was evidently most aware of since she leaned to let him swim into her aura, to let him taste the warm air around her body, oh this was most promising.

“I am not fighting it Luv” his own voice surprisingly low “on the contrary. You forget I have been around this ocean many times…” his hand demonstrated with a large arc, which seemed to leave a trail in the thick air. Swallowing slightly he continued “In fact once on the island of Haiti, I had occasion to drink something not unlike this…” What the devil was that? His eyes turned quickly into the corner of the room to search for the source of that low rumble of a snarl, only to find his eyes didn’t seem to follow his head and, instead of clarity, a swirl of catch up colour flooded in to obscure his view.

She grinned, the blue black of her teeth revealed against a pink tongue “Der’s nuttin’ like this you have tasted Jack Sparrow...but don’t you worry now, Calypso she take good care of you…”

He had, that very afternoon, nodded quite contentedly to himself when, during an entertaining afternoon of warm rum and warmer boots-up-on-the table conversation, a small man had scurried into the bar and, half bending to be certain of discretion, whispered into Jack’s ear a request. Jack had nodded and lifted the heels of his boots back to the ground with what might have been described as a rather smug resignation, before grinning “Oh she does, does she?” and downing the remains of his tankard. After all it wasn’t every man who was summonsed by a Goddess, albeit a one in human form, never mind one who made her intentions on his body quite so clear Who was he to deny such a woman? Maybe she had forgiven him at least for her incarceration on earth.

The route had been somewhat tortuous to her shack in the swamps, passing places that he seemed to see from all angles and yet none at all, and since the boatman was less than communicative, his message from apparently all he needed to convey, Jack had sat back and mused on what was waiting for him. “Tia Dalma, she want the pleasure of your company dis night” he had tipped his head this way and that weighing up any hidden hint of implied threat to his person, alighting on whether it meant after this night he wouldn’t be capable of any pleasure as a result no doubt of some hex or other, but rejecting that with some hearty optimism. Surely she would know...he hadn’t exactly embraced the idea of Calypso as mortal prisoner, if the truth be known more from a concern about reprisal than ethics, but at the very least he had insisted on a suitably decorative vessel, and for that surely she would be appreciative.

The quiet lull of the rhythmic oars and the flicker of flames through the mangroves however had left him in a state of relaxed anticipation by the time a rope was flung out to secure the vessel to the jetty, and he even found himself impressing the boatman with a rather generous coin for his trouble before climbing the rickety wooden stairs and lightly banging on the door post. That had been an hour ago, an hour during which she had allowed him to slip into cosy warm expectations before she had offered him a sip of a most potent brew. Now he was wondering if he would ever be leaving.

“Why don’t you lie down wit me?” That seemed a simple enough request, if indeed he could have moved his legs, but a jolt of fear surged as the muscles failed to respond to his concentrated effort, the core of him slipping down into somewhere else.

He screwed up his eyes and clenched his teeth together to gather some thought in a straight row “I would happily comply, Tia darling, if I could move-what was that concoction? I may just have taken a drop too much…I don’t suppose you have an antidote about your person? Hidden somewhere? In those skirts of yours perhaps” He leaned further forward, unwisely over estimating his balance and almost sending himself face first into her lap, not normally something to complain about except that here he was struggling to maintain control. Well he thought he said that, could have sworn his mouth moved.

“Der’s no antidote known to man, nor mortal woman neither” She was laughing, well not exactly at him, there was a small tinge of affection to her voice, at least the bit of him that always held onto a thin strand of hope suggested so. All the same her merriment filled the room somehow and he closed his eyes to stop the movement of things that really should have been stationary. “Jack Sparrow takin’ too much? Well dat runs against the laws of nature…You are not going to disappoint me are you? And there was me thinkin’ you was made of sterner stuff…”

A knot of fear twisted like the mating of snakes in his stomach as the purring snarl he had heard a moment before prowled nearer, he struggled against the desire to look, since in truth he wasn’t sure he wanted to see. All he knew was that the hackles on the back of his neck were rising, his body reacting instinctually while it seemed to be disobeying his express intent and instruction, which at this precise moment was to move his legs and walk directly out of this shack, fast, back to his little boat and back to the comfy afternoon he had so lamentably left behind. Maybe he had been a little over optimistic about her clemency.

What he could feel now was nails, sharp nails on his face and hot breath that filled his nose. With a gasp of determination his eyes sprang open. Almost surprised to see her face still so close to his, he summoned at least his tongue to do his bidding “If perhaps you could see your way to putting the cat out at least? Whatever it is that you have planned, I am sure you will appreciate that a man might have pause in the company of one of your little pets, or are we to have a tour of your menagerie tonight? Had you mentioned we were to be comparing dangerous animals I might have brought some of my own… ”

The ends of whiskers brushed his cheek, coarse and sensitive both, before her voice chuckled and half whispered “oh but you did - let ‘im come, wicked Jack…” and his head fell back against the carved wooden chair.

If the walls of the shack were still there when he opened his eyes, he couldn’t feel them-instead he sensed rather than saw himself surrounded by the expanse of dark night and the hard earth under his back. His breath suddenly stolen by the thud of huge black paws on his chest and the glare of green cat eyes inches from his, he felt his throat constrict, only allowing a growl of surprise and shock. Exposed fangs beneath curled lips weighed him up him as the panther bent closer on it’s haunches- ‘supper or sport?’ and he felt something else flood back into his veins. Desire

Let ‘im come wicked Jack.

‘Nice Kitty’ didn’t seem quite the thing to say, though he thought he should say something, so he reached up with his hand to feel the blue black plush with tentative slowness. The ships cat was not a million miles from this one in evolution, and sometimes, just sometimes, a stroke behind the ears had her lay down in an unseemly display of pleasure, a moment of gracious allowing altruism, that left her momentarily off guard. Well it might just work. A low snarl though had his hand in an instant, a graze of teeth over skin left him in no doubt that he was not to be let off so lightly and he winced at the mix of his blood and her saliva mingled in a drip down his arm. But the paws stayed still, her eyes waiting for him to move, seeing what way her prey would chose.

But here in this place there were no more muscles that defied him, here he could feel his body filled with energy, burning almost with adrenalin and survival, and Jack nodded with recognition just slightly before a split second took him to what might not have been the wisest but was the most natural choice. With one movement he grabbed the scruff of her neck and swung his body over pressing her silk fur down against his chest. She flailed for a moment or two underneath him before her claws caught hold of his naked back, a stinging rip of flesh that had him growl, and in a flurry of tails and hair they twisted together wrestling close and unaware of the distance they travelled, bound up only in their struggle. Unholy wails and spitting fur she bit him and clawed at him and pushed against his strength, his own limbs powerful dark golden and ferocious holding her to him and against him all at the same time

I knew that he would come

She was calming now, no less dangerous but not opposing him with such viciousness, something about it being established who he was, and Jack for the first time felt the rasp of her tongue over his neck. Coarse and rough but dipping into the bowl of cream all the same, she licked him, perhaps Kitty would lie down after all. She walked round in conspiring circles, her tail lifted and her legs powerful, inviting him to try, to risk disappointing her, slipping in and out of shadow, her scent pulling him. With a leap he caught her, heavy on her shoulders to force her down to the ground

His thoughts extinguished Jack roared at the moon, the dreads of his mane flying in the moment she submitted, a bite to the back of her neck that held her still and rigid to take him, a yelp of satiated acceptance all he heard as he came

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“I am I right in thinking I am still in one piece?” his mouth tasted like the dregs of the barrel, and his head like he had one land on it .

“All but a few lumps of flesh dat’s missin’ but you enjoyed it well enough at de time” Jack turned to where Tia lay beside him on the wooden floor, her mortal form softer now, exposed, and her hands caressing the stinging scratches and marks on his chest. Stretching forward a soft lick to a wound that still ran red raw made him wince and her laugh, mixing with prophecy and dread both she took one last nip with her teeth “Der’s no man made Calypso purr like that. But him part of you Jack Sparrow, and you is going to need him”

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